Ole Miss Problems

The C Store running out of pizza sticks doesn't give you the right to be a bitch.

When I see someone wearing socks with Sperry’s

                         

When I hear someone say, “let’s go have 2 for 1 margaritas at Volta.”

I’m just like

                                        

When I get out of class and see tinker bell from cobra walking towards my car

I’m like

                            

Then, I’m just like 

           

When I pull an all-nighter

Walking into J.D. Williams

                      

Leaving

                    

When I do my first shot of the night

 I’m just like     

                        

                       

By shot number 7, I’m like

                      

When I look in my wallet on a Sunday morning and still have my ID and credit card

I’m just like

                     

When I’m wearing sunglasses

What you think I’m doing

           

What I’m really doing

         

Anytime someone in my class gets ahold of the test bank

I’m just like

                       

                                     

When a professor gives an assignment the week before finals

I’m just like

                                       

Then, I’m just like

                                   

When I check my bank account on Sunday nights

I’m just like