Ole Miss Problems

The C Store running out of pizza sticks doesn't give you the right to be a bitch.

Trying to find a seat in J.D. Williams

Looking for a spot

                      

When I finally find one

                             

When I take my adderall and Im actually excited to study

At first

                                          

1 hour later

                    

2 hours later

                      

When Im in line at the library on a $20 cover night & I pull out my library card

Showing it to the bouncer, I’m like

                     

Looking at the people behind me, I’m just like

                     

When someone spills beer on me

I’m always like

         

But a beer shower at Swayze, I’m just like

         

When I think about all of the margaritas I’m going to drink tomorrow

          

When my friends at other schools won’t stop bragging about being done with finals

I’m like

                     

When I remember our summer is 29 months long, I’m just like

                   

When someone emails the entire class, asking for notes the week before finals

I’m just like

            

                                    

Every single time I go to Starbucks

Standing in line, I’m like  

                                    

And that one barista is always just like:

                    

                   

When I find a desk in the library with a working lamp

I’m just like

                      

When someone walks past me after finding said desk

                     

When my professor reopens all the quizzes on BlackBoard at the end of the semester

I’m just like