Ole Miss Problems

A Letter to Westboro Baptist Church from Ole Miss (as told in GIFs)

Dear Westboro, today we heard you’re coming to Ole Miss

         

At first, we thought it was just a joke

But then we realized you were being serious

         

         

Then we read it was because of “The Blind Side”

         

 So, Westboro, we’ve got some words for you…

You think you’re just going to march onto our campus like you own it? 

      

You think we’re going to just let you protest … a movie? 

      

You don’t think we’re not going to protest you?  

             

You have been warned. 

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A Typical Night in JD Williams during Finals

Finals officially start tomorrow 

So you grab your MacBook and strut into JD Williams

You get there and literally every desk is taken

          

But you finally find a seat

          

Then you take your Adderall

You roll up your sleeves and start studying

        

You’ve got 6 cumulative finals but you’re on top of the world

An entire semester of material in one night? Done. 

You get all the answers on MySpanishLab correct

You even find some old test banks

But then the person behind you starts making noises

         

So you decide to get some Starbucks!

But then you see the line

        

So you get on Facebook for a while

       

You decide to calculate the grade you need to make to pass

   

You start to get a little worried

         

You realize you need a 397 on the final to pass

                     

You’re done. It’s over. Off to JUCO you go

But then you realize Freshman Forgiveness has been raised to 12 hours

You leave JD Williams owning the world

         

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The Last Week of Class

Waking up for the last week of class, you’re all like:        

         

       

   

Then you open your planner:

Finally, you just decide:

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When I saw the attendance ID scanners for the first time

Walking into the classroom:            

                    

Logging onto MyOleMiss:

                   

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When you walk into the first day of class and the teacher actually expects you to have read something already

         

         

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When I open a textbook and it doesn’t have pictures

             

                              

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When I study really hard for a final

Walking into the classroom

                     

After reading the first question

       

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When I see the line at Starbucks

                     

                               

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The Friday night before finals

What I should be doing   

         

What I’ll actually be doing

        

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Talking about procrastinating until the last minute:

                                         

                                         

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