Ole Miss Problems

The C Store running out of pizza sticks doesn't give you the right to be a bitch.

A Letter to Westboro Baptist Church from Ole Miss (as told in GIFs)

Dear Westboro, today we heard you’re coming to Ole Miss

         

At first, we thought it was just a joke

But then we realized you were being serious

         

         

Then we read it was because of “The Blind Side”

         

 So, Westboro, we’ve got some words for you…

You think you’re just going to march onto our campus like you own it? 

      

You think we’re going to just let you protest … a movie? 

      

You don’t think we’re not going to protest you?  

             

You have been warned. 

A Typical Night in JD Williams during Finals

Finals officially start tomorrow 

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So you grab your MacBook and strut into JD Williams

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You get there and literally every desk is taken

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But you finally find a seat

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Then you take your Adderall

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You roll up your sleeves and start studying

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You’ve got 6 cumulative finals but you’re on top of the world

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An entire semester of material in one night? Done. 

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You get all the answers on MySpanishLab correct

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You even find some old test banks

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But then the person behind you starts making noises

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So you decide to get some Starbucks!

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But then you see the line

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So you get on Facebook for a while

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You decide to calculate the grade you need to make to pass

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You start to get a little worried

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You realize you need a 397 on the final to pass

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You’re done. It’s over. Off to JUCO you go

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But then you realize Freshman Forgiveness has been raised to 12 hours

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You leave JD Williams owning the world

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The Last Week of Class

Waking up for the last week of class, you’re all like:        

         

       

   

Then you open your planner:

Finally, you just decide:

When I saw the attendance ID scanners for the first time

Walking into the classroom:            

                    

Logging onto MyOleMiss:

                   

When you walk into the first day of class and the teacher actually expects you to have read something already

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When I open a textbook and it doesn’t have pictures

             

                              

When I study really hard for a final

Walking into the classroom

                     

After reading the first question

       

When I see the line at Starbucks

                     

                               

The Friday night before finals

What I should be doing   

         

What I’ll actually be doing

        

Talking about procrastinating until the last minute: